novadaddydom:

*snicker*

novadaddydom:

*snicker*

maryisnotawhore:

I remember re-enacting this scene to my English class.

maryisnotawhore:

I remember re-enacting this scene to my English class.

pariswilder:

Will Ferrel is god

pariswilder:

Will Ferrel is god

friendsuntiltuesday:

You don’t know me.

friendsuntiltuesday:

You don’t know me.

themoosecatcher:

*Woman gives birth*
Woman: I’ll name her Megan.
Doctor: I’m sorry, but that name’s already taken. May I suggest Megan644 or Megan_32?